Early January 2020. The Atmosfera Bar, Mykolaiv, Ukraine. The medical team of second-tier club MFC Mykolaiv are enjoying pre-Christmas drinks.
- Olexiy Zhuravlev (Head Physio)
- Vasyl Kandaurov (Physio)
- Taras Kaval (Head of Sports Science)
- Rustam Ignatjev (Sport Scientist)
- Dmytro Binevskiy (Club doctor)
BINEVSKIY: Well, gents, now we’re half a season into the gaffer’s reign, what have you made of his commitment to, as it were, fitness, fitness, fitness?
ZHURAVLEV: I think it’s genuine and I think it’s welcome.
KANDAUROV: It’s certainly been good news for us. There’s no doubt that we have a larger, and, I suggest, more respected, medical staff than before the Gaffer started here.
IGNATJEV: Yes, it’s been good for us. And, in turn, we’ve been good for the club. We’re certainly getting fewer injuries than one might have expected.
ZHURAVLEV: Although if we say that too loudly, people might start to think we’re underemployed.
KAVAL: So we need to ensure we keep on message. Our message should be that a reduction in the injury rate can get us into a positive cycle: more time devoted to rehabilitation and, above all, to injury prevention.
BINEVSKIY [raising his glass]: Amen to that.
KAVAL: And it could prove decisive. I think it’s clear that the playing staff are not…well, not world-beaters. And, though I’m no tactician, I have noticed that there have been, erm, questions about the Gaffer’s tactics.
IGNATJEV: There are plenty of other weak teams around, so if we can continue to make our squad the fittest, least injury-prone, in the league, we can keep the club up.
ZHURAVLEV: Which makes, I’m sure we can all agree, the medical team the club’s best investment.
BINEVSKIY: I rather think that the manager agrees with that sentiment. And, may I suggest, that calls for a bottle of Khortytsa?
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